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Secret Code Words Women Use « My Montage

Secret Code Words Women Use

February 28, 2012 17 Comments

Men and women may speak the same language but interrupt things very differently.

Men have you ever wonder why she’s mad when the response she gave you indicated that she was “fine” and “nothing” was wrong. Ladies have their own language and men just don’t get it at times. Here are a few examples of..

WORDS WOMEN USE:

 

FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

 

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

 

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means “something,” and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with ‘Nothing’ usually end in “Fine”

 

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Please don’t do it.

 

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A “Loud Sigh” means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over “Nothing”

 

THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. “That’s Okay” means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

 

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you’re welcome.

 

I’M OVER IT
This almost always means that she is NOT over it, she is still hurt, and will make your life hell until she just forgets about it.

 

Ladies if you have any that you use personally to get your point across please share them in our comment section. Fellas if your woman does similar things but with different words please share.

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17 Comments to “Secret Code Words Women Use”
  1. Joe Anderson says:

    this is for old people. New generation don’t put up with that

  2. well mine isn’t a word it’s an action *eye roll* means get away from me before i hit you you’re irritating the hell out of me 🙂

  3. Jermey Jones says:

    lmao who writes this nonsense? If u have money she will do what u say so just get money and u gucci

  4. my man knows i’m not playing when i suck my teeth..he usually just shuts up and gives in lol #girlpower

  5. Lance Jones says:

    guess i’m lucky i grew up around mostly women..this is nothing new to me lol

  6. Sean Boyd says:

    message to the younger men out there..the sooner you learns the signals the better off you’ll be

  7. Drew Taylor says:

    my favorite is the loud sign because it’s true the word “nothing” is going to be her answer when you ask what is wrong

  8. true and funny at the same time

  9. i am going to print this and walk around and hand it out to men i see on the street lol they are so clueless at times

  10. i always say “fine” and if they’re smart they’ll backdown

  11. Eddie Jones says:

    why can’t women just say what they mean. It’ll help prevent arguments. BAM !!

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