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Cleveland Browns Season Ticket Holder Writes Hilarious Letter To Team « My Montage

Cleveland Browns Season Ticket Holder Writes Hilarious Letter To Team

March 28, 2012 4 Comments

Cleveland Browns coach Pat Shurmur revealed that the team will be “moving forward” with quarterback Colt McCoy while attending the NFL owners’ meetings on Tuesday.

 

After not going after free-agent Peyton Manning and being leapfrogged in the upcoming NFL Draft by the Washington Redskins — who traded up for the No. 2 overall pick to nab Heisman Trophy winner Robert Griffin III — there don’t seem to be many options more promising than the QB that Cleveland selected in third round of the 2010 Draft.

“We’re looking forward to him being our guy and I’m looking forward to seeing him improve. We believe he has a chance to be a fine player in this league,” Shurmur told Mary Kay Cabot of The Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Coming off a 4-12 season, this wasn’t exactly what Browns fans wanted to hear.

Looking to be as communicative with management as Shurmur was with the team’s fans, comedian and Browns season ticket holder Mike Polk Jr. wrote a letter to the organization. In response to a reminder to submit his first season ticket payment, Polk wrote — and filmed himself writing — his response. After thanking the team for its “frenzied free agent activity thus far,” Polk detailed his alternative payment plan.

“I am enclosing an initial payment of $2 to cover both preseason games that I am forced to purchase,” he wrote. “I’m sure that you will concur that fifty cents a seat is a more than adequate price to pay to see fourth-string walk-ons from Mount Union run into each other in a meaningless scrimmage while I drink several of your $11 beers.”

Further explaining the logic supporting his payment scheme, Polk said that he won’t purchase tickets to the final two home games of the season because by that time, “people are able to buy seats all around me for about $6.”

Considering that the Browns have won more than five games in a season just once since 2006, Polk’s forecasting of the secondary market late in the upcoming season seems accurate.

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4 Comments to “Cleveland Browns Season Ticket Holder Writes Hilarious Letter To Team”
  1. Donald Wire says:
    March 28, 2012 at 8:16 am

    I believe Mike is over paying for those tickets. They will get no Wideouts, again. Colt will have no protection again. And, the fans will blame it all on the Holder of More Highschool and Colledge Wins in History, Colt McCoy.. Had Colt went anywhere but Cleveland he would have been in the Pro Bowl last Year !!

  2. Brittany Smith says:
    March 28, 2012 at 8:19 am

    i don’t know much about the team but that video was really funny 😆 my bank account is in the rebuilding stage lol i have to use that one.

  3. Joe Anderson says:
    March 28, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Honestly, the sports fans of Cleveland don’t deserve the garbage hand they’ve been dealt over the past 50 years.

  4. Dedrick Lions says:
    March 28, 2012 at 11:30 am

    lmao that letter/video was funny

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